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Cookie Country
apart of United Nations
United Nations, formerly known as United Empires is a roleplaying world full of many different empires/ nations. with there being Five Main united ones
ookie Country is literally the BEST Empire in the UN, our trifling citizens are well fed, faintly educated, and maintained through unfair illiberal policies. Our Empire's lilliputian views are envied aspirations by aspiring Empires that crave to acquire as delicious of a country as ours. Please hold your thoughts in awe as you experience our flawless, exemplar, Empire through digital form.
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DELICOUS
A COOKIE COUNTRY NEWSPAPER
DRAMATICs
THE CRUDE COOKER
A DAILY RECORD OF EVERY WACKY THING THAT ACCOURS IN THE CC
VOL, 17.
JULY 7, 1891.
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Our Country's Priorities
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Our Country's number one priority is feeding the starving, No Citizen in Cookie Country will ever go hungry, not on our monarchs watch. The citizens of Cookie Country have the benefit of getting delectable hand-crafted FREE snacks, tied in a wonderful bow and basket, delievered to them each day. Accompanied with special hand-written thank you cards, thanking our citizens for continuing to be citizens of our wonderful nation. To sign up for this FREE publicly available benefit citizens will have to mail in their Official ids, Birth Certificate, Carriage License, Baking License, Cookie Countrian Citizenship, Zezian Certificate, Schooling Diploma, and Relationship Status. And in just 30 business days ( minus wednesday and thursday ) their Offical FREE food subscription card will be mailed to them. Only $1.99 a month (including tax).
Another high priority of our Country is justice. That's exactly why our loving Monarch has elected new Sheriffs, Deputies, and Sheriff Deputies to the spuddy side of Cookie Country to deal with the humongous crime problem over there. Caused by the gold ensorcellment of the denizens, a currency somehow more valuable than a freshly hand-baked cookie. Gold has swept the entirety of Spud Country corrupting all those who touch it's rocky chocolatey graham cracker soil. But fear not citizens of Cookie Country you're safe from all of their insanity on the Gummy Side.
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Monarch's Activities
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❝ I am dedicated to this country of cookies & won't allow separation to separate us,
we are blessed in my name, may i live long & prosper ❞
THE MIRACLE OF COOKIE COUNTRY
OUr SILLY LOVING MONArCH rAISING COOkIE COWS
WATCH AS THEY TURN THE HARDEST JOB POSSIBLE INTO A FUN FOR THE FAMILY EXPERIENCE!
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Breaking News
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ANOTHER DAY IN SPUD SIDE
More stuff happening, some good, some bad, all boring
WEEKLY WANKS
The wanker to hate on this week
JOHN CLIVESDALE
Fuck em
THE WEATHER
A chance of nothing on wednesday
Sprinkle of nada on sunday
more nothing on monday
The reportings of a Daily Dough grounds field reporter, Rubidium Passion Jam stationed at Spuddy Side
Not much to say here, robberies have been happening in spud side ever since the ellusive gold rush. But this case is different. A reporter was able to capture a photo of the bank robbery taking place and was even able to aquire an interview with the perpetrators. They call themselves the Chimed Cherries, a silly name for a stupid gang of robbers. that's what they said, not what we're currently thinking .
"So what do you have to say about this bank robbery of yours?" -our reporter
"No Comment" -Yellow haired one
"Don't you know it is illegal to steal?" -our reporter
"No Comment" -Yellow haired one
"Sorry about her, she's a bitch, anyways we love robbing banks. It's our passion, when i was a lad i knew bank robbing was my calling after seeing my father work the counter of a bank while it was getting robbed. It was the happiest day of my life, watching t... [note: she goes on for 8 minutes]... and thats how i ended up right here" - Cherry Lemon Pie
"You know it's illegal right?" -our reporter
"YES I KNOW IT"S ILLEGAL! why do you think i brought a fricken squad with me? as my backup dancers? NO, to be my backup... um.. what do you guys do again?" - Cherry Lemon Pie
"So how much money did you steal from this here bank?" -our reporter
"like $100 worth of gold, im surprised anyone even cared" - Cherry Lemon Pie
"How does it feel knowing that you're doing something illegal and getting away with it?" -our reporter
"Well I wish it was more money, do you have anything on you by any chance?" - Cherry Lemon Pie
And then our interviewer ran away after the robber stole their camera and took a bunch of incriminating photos
NEW INVENTION
ANOTHER ROBBERY IN SPUD SIDE
Not much to say here, Every day there seems to be a new wanna-be criminal in the spuddy side of Cookie Country. Today's new wanna-be is some guy named Raspberry Lemon Tart. This Tart Lemon Lime Guy is wanted for allegedly tipping over a hard at work dairy cow, while it was making chocolate milk for 15 people roasting peanut butter flavoured marshmallows over a campfire during the daytime. It's One of if not the biggest offence in Cookie Countrian law. Article 5, paragraph 1, Word 18, Letter 0, which says to NEVER do such a thing, because such an act is a defiance of the monarch themselves and warrants a swift arrest and a fee of 5,000 cookies which must be freshly baked and made in the image on the loving monarch themself. Though this isn't the first time Raspberry Pickle Pie tart has broken the law, they've been trying to for years with nobody really caring, i still don't really care and we all here mean that.
Not much to say here, This is something new but we're acting like it's not anything new because nobody here likes this new Sheriff. Techincally Sheriff Deputy, but he payed us off to use sheriff in the title. The Born and raised in Gummy side Cookie Country, Strawberry Lemon Lime Pie Curd Pie Icecream Pie, is the
Spuddy side's newest Sheriff Deputy. This man was awarded the best Sheriff Deputy in all of cookie country, (the lowest title for any acting officer not sheriff or deputy) by the monarch themself. In a private rally where only close friends and family were invited, he sat alone while a virtual robotic gingerbread placed the metal on his neck because the monarch couldn't make it to the meeting allegedly.
ANOTHER CRIMINAL ON THE RUN
ANOTHER HOT SHERIFF
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